If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Fraud

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

And much, much more.

Why do men like low maintenance women?

Terroristic threats

Threats of violence

Revealing classified information

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

False advertising

Why do I want to give up on men?

Trade secrets

Perjury

HIPAA violations

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Revenge porn

Insurrection

No freedom is absolute.

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Conspiracy